{"id":4137,"date":"2017-04-25T15:23:38","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T15:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beer-syndicate.com\/blog\/?p=4137"},"modified":"2018-02-20T22:01:13","modified_gmt":"2018-02-20T22:01:13","slug":"canadian-bomb-shelter-beers-imminent-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beersyndicate.com\/blog\/canadian-bomb-shelter-beers-imminent-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"Canadian Bomb Shelter Beers for the Imminent Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"

With the official Doomsday Clock<\/a> currently the closest it\u2019s been to \u201cmidnight\u201d since the onset of the Cold War in 1953, people are starting to ask the big question:<\/span><\/p>\n

What beer should I stock up on for when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse come riding into town?<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In response, BeerSyndicate<\/a> sampled a selection of seven-year-old<\/span> canned beer to determine which ones held up the best in preparation for prolonged life in a vault.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

By the way, the concept of the \u201cDoomsday Clock\u201d<\/a> was originally created by former Manhattan Project physicists in 1947 and has been maintained ever since by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists<\/em> with past contributors including the likes of Albert Einstein and J. Robert Oppenheimer<\/a> to name a few.\u00a0 The clock itself is the symbolic analogy for a human-caused global catastrophe with \u201cmidnight\u201d representing the end of civilization.<\/span><\/p>\n

As of January 2017, the clock is 2 \u00bd minutes to midnight.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Doomsday<\/a><\/p>\n

Look, you got lucky with Y2K.\u00a0 You dodged a bullet in 2012 with the Aztec calendar thingy.\u00a0 Any day now, the Large Hadron Collider might do us in with an accidentally spawned Earth-swallowing black hole, assuming a Homo-(sapien)-phobic A.I.<\/a> doesn\u2019t pull the plug on us first. \u00a0And of course it\u2019s only a matter of time before we hit DEFCON 1 with North Korea, Iran or New Jersey.<\/span><\/p>\n

The bottom line is that sooner or later, your luck is gonna run out.<\/span><\/p>\n

But BeerSyndicate\u2019s<\/a> got your back.\u00a0 At least when it comes to picking a beer that will survive the first seven years of the nuclear winter.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Doomsday<\/a>

Nuclear Winter is Coming…<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

For this review, we reached back into the depths of the beer fridge and pulled out three beers that time forgot.\u00a0 Three beers that somehow rather remarkably held up seven years<\/span> past their bottling date.<\/span><\/p>\n

What\u2019s even more surprising is that none of the beers in question are particularly well-suited for aging unlike a cellar-friendly Gueuze or a big boozy such-and-such.\u00a0 Perhaps it was the refrigeration that slowed the aging process while canning fended off much of the dreaded effects of beer-degrading oxygen and light.<\/span><\/p>\n

Or maybe the traditional low hopping rates of the beer styles sampled actually helped<\/em> with the perceived preservation of the beers since hop character and bitterness are typically the first things to fade.\u00a0 As hop character diminishes, the perceived sweetness of a beer increases conversely.\u00a0 Being as how these beers are only mildly hopped to begin with, not only would any pronounced hop character be inappropriate, any increased perception of sweetness due to hop degradation may actually benefit the beer somewhat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless of how, these beers largely avoided the telltale characteristics of inappropriately aged beer that leave a once crisp balanced brew tasting often like squash, cardboard and sweet apple juice.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rickard’s White.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Full disclosure: Rickard\u2019s White is not a craft beer.\u00a0 It\u2019s brewed by Molson Coors of Canada, and according to Molson, the recipe is based on the American-made Blue Moon recipe, but uses different ingredients.<\/a> Unlike Blue Moon however, Molson makes no attempt to hide the fact that Rickard\u2019s White is not<\/u><\/em> craft (the Molson brand is displayed right on the can plain for the world to see).\u00a0 Also displayed on the can is the bottling date code of \u201cF260\u201d (translation<\/a> \u201cFeb. 26, 2010\u201d), which according to Molson marks the start of the beer\u2019s 110-day lifespan.\u00a0 Needless to say, this beer has exceeded that 110-day window by a bit.\u00a0 In any case, \u201cageability\u201d likely has nothing to do with whether a given beer is marco or micro brewed, not that you’d be terribly\u00a0picky in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Gist: <\/strong>\u00a0While we can\u2019t tell you how well a Blue Moon might fare after seven years in the can, we can tell you that Rickard\u2019s White was surprisingly still identifiable as a Witbier— lightly fruity<\/strong> with pleasant notes of coriander<\/strong> in the aroma and flavor.\u00a0 As is, the beer scored a 75\/100.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Rickard's<\/a>Description:<\/strong> Rickard\u2019s White pours a thick finger of dense fluffy off-white head that dissipates in about 30 seconds, revealing a hazy golden honey colored body with a fair amount of the expected age-derived \u201cfloaties\u201d. Yes, even after all these years, trace amounts of lovely coriander<\/strong> are still detectable in the aroma especially as the beer warms.\u00a0 Other aromatics include guava<\/strong>, blueberry yogurt<\/strong>, Juicy Fruit gum<\/strong>, papaya<\/strong>, Apple Jacks<\/strong> and ‘Asian honeydew snow smoothie<\/strong>‘ with the only aged character being that of spent tea bag<\/strong>. Flavor-wise, subtle coriander<\/strong> is cut with a citrus tang<\/strong>, Sprite<\/strong>, a hint of guava<\/strong>, light malt<\/strong>, baking powder<\/strong> and alcohol<\/strong>. Medium carbonation, medium-low body.\u00a0 The beer finishes with an aftertaste of mild seltzer water<\/strong> and a touch of popsicle stick<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n

What are \u201cfloaties\u201d?<\/em><\/strong><\/a>\u00a0 Floaties (also known as floaters or \u201csnowflakes\u201d<\/a>) are little chunks of coagulated protein that have fallen out of the solution of the liquid beer as a result of aging, and are typically darker in color in darker colored beers.\u00a0 Floaties can develop and become noticeable in as little as two years depending on the particular beer style and storage conditions (floaties will appear sooner in unrefrigerated beer).<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Beer

Beer “floaties”, floaters or snowflakes.<\/p><\/div>\n

To be clear (no pun intended), floaties are not the same thing as yeast sediment which is normal in bottle-conditioned beers of any age.\u00a0 Yeast tends to be smooth and dense and gives beer a cloudy appearance when aggressively disturbed as when rolling a bottle of bottle-conditioned Hefeweizen or swirling the bottle during the pour. Floaties, on the other hand, are bread crumb-sized clumps of protein and if present are easily disturbed like the white particles (\u201csnowflakes\u201d) in a snow globe. \u00a0Even beers that are appropriate\u00a0for aging like Gueuze and Flanders Red will very likely develop floaties over time.\u00a0 Floaties don’t taste like much of anything and are fine to drink, but can sometimes be left behind in the bottle if poured carefully.<\/span><\/p>\n

KLB Raspberry Wheat.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The Gist:<\/strong> After more than half a decade in the can, raspberry<\/em> is still detectable in the aroma and flavor of KLB Raspberry Wheat. Despite an aroma of Raspberry Schweppes Ginger Ale<\/strong> suggesting a possible sugar bomb in the taste, the beer is actually on the dry<\/strong> side, more similar to a light-bodied raspberry seltzer<\/strong> than a raspberry soda pop. [4.5% ABV.]<\/span><\/p>\n

\"KLB<\/a>Description:<\/strong> Pours about a pinky of quickly fading eggshell white head with plenty of frog eyes (bubbles) and some lacing over a hazy medium amber body.\u00a0 The aroma is reminiscent of Raspberry Schweppes<\/strong>, pomegranate<\/strong>, Martinelli\u2019s sparkling apple cider<\/strong>, and La Vie De La Vosgienne raspberry bon bon candy<\/strong>. \u00a0Flavor: raspberry seltzer<\/strong>, mild alcohol, light acidity, raspberry seeds<\/strong>, honeysuckle<\/strong>, strawberry apple juice, effervescent medium carbonation with a hint of vanilla leave behind an aftertaste of wheat husk<\/strong>, light bitterness and raspberry lip gloss<\/strong> in this light-bodied brew.\u00a0 Score<\/strong>: 77.5\/100<\/span><\/p>\n

Rickard’s Dark.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The Gist:<\/strong> A mild flavored 4.8% ABV dark ale with subtle notes of coco powder<\/strong> and walnuts<\/strong> balanced by a light tanginess.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Rickard's<\/a>Description:<\/strong> A self-described English Porter brewed with maple syrup, Rickard\u2019s Dark pours a nearly clear brown with garnet highlights and develops a finger of dense tan head that slowly fades over 30 seconds leaving some lace behind in the glass. The aroma is an interesting mix of raisin<\/strong>, coco powder<\/strong>, dried malt<\/strong> and slightly under-baked wheat bread<\/strong> with hints of balsamic vinegar<\/strong>, tamarind<\/strong>, faint alcohol, dried cranberry, brown sugar<\/strong>, chocolate wafer cookie<\/strong>, walnut<\/strong>, watery coffee, dry autumn leaves<\/strong> and spent Lipton tea bag<\/strong>.\u00a0 The flavor is mild-mannered and relatively clean with notes of light coco powder<\/strong>, walnut shell<\/strong>, and dusty stick<\/strong> with a medium-low sweetness balanced by a light tanginess, finishing with elements of dry stick and grape skin.\u00a0 Medium carbonation, medium-low body. \u00a0Score<\/strong>: 75\/100.<\/span><\/p>\n

Thus concludes Beer Syndicate\u2019s Bunker Beer Review.<\/span><\/p>\n

So the next time you\u2019re out stocking up on Nuka-Cola, RadAway, and Blamco Mac & Cheese, remember to pick up a 100 pack of any of these canned beers to help get you through the nuclear winter season.<\/span><\/p>\n

[All beers were evaluated solely by BJCP beer judges. \u00a0In addition,\u00a0two other seven-year-old canned Canadian beers were sample, namely Amsterdam Nut Brown Ale and Muskoka Hefe-Weissbier, but these did not hold up as well as the others listed above.]<\/span><\/p>\n

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Hi, I\u2019m Dan: Co-Founder and Beer Editor for\u00a0BeerSyndicate.com<\/a><\/span>, Beer and Drinking Writer, BJCP\u00a0Beer Judge, Gold Medal-Winning Homebrewer, Beer Reviewer, AHA Member, Beer Traveler, and Shameless Beer Promoter.<\/p>\n

[BeerSyndicate.com<\/a><\/span> did not receive any compensation from any party to review these beers.]<\/span><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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