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The Top 30ish Things Homebrewers Hate about Homebrewing

On the surface of it, the title “The Top 30ish Things Homebrewers Hate about Homebrewing” may sound somewhat divisively discouraging, especially to those beginning brewers or to the adventurous souls thinking about picking up the brew kettle and joining the ranks.  But don’t be put off.  Let me assure you, homebrewing is one of the most fulfillingly humanizing crafts in which one can engage, and the rewards of creating the greatest beverage in existence with your own two hands far outweigh the unavoidable toils of the brewer.

The impetus behind this oh-please-not-another-internetlist materialized out of a rant topic that was started under the homebrewing forum on the sometimes controversial social news website reddit, where fellow homebrewers were polled on the things that irked them the most about their hobby.  Despite the homebrewer’s general ‘pint is half-full’ disposition, within minutes, the conversation spiraled into an all-out gripefest of sorts, proving that not even homebrewers are immune to the cathartic zen-ness that can only be attained through a group bitch session.

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Cultural Drinking Customs, Vol. 1- AUGENKONTAKT!

Drinking Customs

Yes, this is a beer blog, not a drinking blog.  In fact, the motto is “stop drinking beer and start tasting it”, but even I can’t deny that ‘beer’ and ‘drinking’ are at least loosely associated.  Because of that, I acknowledge that when talking about drinking customs of the world, we’re not necessarily only talking about beer (although in my mind, we are).

AUGENKONTAKT!  

“Augenkontakt” (pronounced ow-gen-kon-tahkt) is a German word which translates to “eye contact”, and can sometimes be heard in the presence of German speakers right around the time when glasses are being raised for a toast.  For most English speakers though, “eye contact” isn’t exactly a term that evokes foreboding feelings of fear and trembling…  not yet at least.  But keep reading, because all of that is about to change.

By the way, have you ever heard someone say “some things you just can’t unlearn”?  They usually say that after they’ve discovered something they wish they hadn’t, sort of like that ominous moment in the 2002 psychological horror film The Ring, where right after the main character watches unsettling images on “the cursed video tape”, a phone rings and a girl’s voice is heard on the other end whispering those two disturbingly inescapable words, “seven days…”, harbingering the amount of time the main character has left before she is to meet her grisly end.

Fair Warning: For the uninitiated, you’re about to have one of those “some things you just can’t unlearn” moments.

Seven Years…

I first encountered the “eye contact” phenomenon during my later youth spent in Berlin.  The legal drinking age in Germany for beer and wine was 16, but nobody really enforced it.  What was enforced however, regardless of age, was “eye contact”.  That is, making sure you look all of your drinking comrades in the eye during or directly after glasses are clinked, but always before you take that first sip.

It felt a bit Twilight Zone-y making eye contact with everyone and having them methodically look back at me before that first splash of beer hit the lips, but I was polite about it and racked it up to cultural differences.  That was until one evening when someone called me out, alleging that I hadn’t looked him in the eye.

Seriously?  What’s the big deal dude? 

That’s when I got schooled about what the big deal was.

What I was told was perhaps the most diabolically engineered, fear-inducing mythological curse of all time:

“Look everyone in the eye before drinking, or be cursed with SEVEN YEARS OF BAD SEX.”

Now that’s a curse.

Not even the most nihilistically stoic, borderline masochistic German in the middle of a full-blown, angst-y, existential crisis wants that nightmare of an albatross around the neck, which is why Germans are very careful to touch glasses with every person within their reach and make eye contact with them and every other person within the immediate drinking group before taking that first drink.

And this superstition isn’t unique to Germany.

No, you can find almost identical ocular drinking customs in France, Italy, the Czech Republic, Belgium, and several other countries throughout Europe, all with the same underlying fearful motivation.

So where did this anxious etiquette come from? 

If I had to speculate, I’d wager that this sexed-up version of the evil eye is a modernized mutation of an older medieval drinking protocol borne out of mistrust and treachery.

The story goes that within the Viking culture during the Middle Ages, it was tradition to look your co-drinker in the eye so as to ensure that neither party was secretly withdrawing a weapon for less than friendly purposes.  During the Viking’s many “expeditions” throughout Europe and beyond, it stands to reason that those who had encounters with Vikings had an opportunity to become familiar with some of their customs.  I could easily imagine medieval Germans and other peoples advising their countrymen to make sure you look those crafty Vikings in the eye if you ever have the displeasure of sharing a drink with one, or else

Mirror Mirror

Ok, so maybe the Vikings inspired the whole negative association that comes from NOT looking someone in the eye when drinking, but where’d the seven years thing come from?

You’ve probably heard of the belief that breaking a mirror can result in a seven year sentence of bad luck— not bad sex per se, but pretty close.  This notion came from the superstitious idea that a mirror could capture part of a person’s soul, and if a person broke a mirror, then part of their soul would be broken too.  The seven year connection seems to come from the Romans, inventors of the mirror, who believed that a person’s physical body renewed itself every seven years.  So the logic is that if the soul is a part of the body and if part of the soul were damaged from a broken mirror, then it would take seven years for that part of the body to be restored, but during those seven years the victim would suffer poor health.

The idea of a seven year figure pops up in other places too, such as the seven years of famine cursed upon Egypt in Genesis 41:30, the seven year itch, seven years before a bankruptcy is wiped away from a credit report, and also from a pretty legitimate looking email I got that said if I didn’t forward that email to 5 people I know, I’d get seven years of bad luck.

Whether broken mirrors, eye contact-less toasts, or unforwarded chain letters result in bad luck is ultimately up to the scientific community to disprove if they could take a break from pointlessly hurling particles around a giant underground horse track for a few minutes.  But until such time, YOU are now liable with the knowledge that not making eye contact with your drinking buddies may land you in a world of lackluster Coitus.

And if your sex life today ain’t all it used to be, perhaps you need look no further than into your drinking partners eyes the next time you imbibe, or risk adding another seven year bid to your current sentence.

Sorry friend, I often wish I didn’t have the burden of knowing what you know now, but sometimes in life, there are just some things you can’t unlearn…

Prost!


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Daniel J. Leonard, Co-Founder of Beer Syndicate

Why is Geek Culture Attracted to Craft Beer Culture?

According to internet legend, the term “geek” originated from the traveling carnivals of the early 1900s where, among other bizarre spectacles, the “geek” was infamous for biting the heads off of live chickens. The term has evolved since then to embody a nearly universally embraced, largely popular, distinct subculture of modern society.

But the road to the cool table wasn’t always paved with smiley face emoticons and unicorn farts.   Much like any movement, geeks didn’t wind up at the epicenter of the new cool without their share of social bullying and ostracization.  (By the way, because there’s so much crossover, I’m basically using the words “geeks” and “nerds” interchangeably.  I acknowledge there can be some differences, so please don’t get your glow-in-the-dark Superman underwear in a knot.)

Since the days of their carny past, and up until about the end of the 1900s, geeks in the U.S. were ridiculed, harassed and generally cast as social pariahs- the very antithesis of cool.  Geeks struggled.  They gathered in quiet circles, incubated, grew, banded together, discreetly made inroads, endured and eventually came to dominate nearly every facet of modern life.  These were the geeks that were geeks before it was cool to be one.  Rebels of the mainstream.  Brainy, nerdy punks, who instead of sporting some variation of a Mohawk and spike studded black leather jackets with stitched on patches promoting anarchy and the Ramones, these geeks rocked the iconic nerd classes, mismatched outfits, and highwaters.

More so than punk, the geek subculture of old has been so Borgly assimilated into the modern cool that most people can’t go a minute without updating their fb status, snubbing non-wifi establishments,  gorging themselves on bandwidth, or showing off that shiny new i-whatever.  The forefathers of geekdom have undeniably spawned this reeling sci-fi world we find ourselves in today.  And in an epic twist of fate, it’s the OGs (original geeks) who can stand tall with their bloodied badges of honor and deliver a smoldering hot “Frak you” to the world.  Without question it’s the modern-day geek who owes a teraflop of gratitude to the geeks who came before them and helped pave the road to the mainstream.

So on behalf of all the geeks who’ve had it easy, to those OGs, I say: Qapla’.

A Geek is As a Geek Does

While it’s probably more subculturally sensitive to say that the modern usage of “geek” has come to mean someone who is passionate or unabashedly enthusiastic about something (hence “sports geeks”), it seems, however, that on the whole, geeks tend to gravitate towards a certain specific set of subject matter…  subject matter that’s just, well, geeky.  (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

Call me a generalist geek, but for the most part a geek can be identified by their above average to clinically obsessive interest in any combination of the following: Star Wars, cosplay, MMORPGs, nerdcore, fighting robots, Ren Fest, Linux, Battlestar Galactica, board games, Star Trek, hacking, MST3K, leetspeak, fantasy, collectables, LARPing, Stargate, Rubik’s cubes, conventions, D&D, Anime, Doctor Who, comics, sci-fi, gaming, Monty Python, geek rock, action figures, LOTR, LAN parties, and now… craft beer.

But why craft beer? Hold on to your coke bag Freud, it’s time for some psychoanalyzing.

Like geeks, at one time brewers of beer, including craft beer, were ostracized and bullied in the U.S and abroad.  Back in the U.S. though, it wasn’t the jocks administering those character building wedgies and swirlies.  No, this time it was the Women’s Christian Temperance Movement, American Temperance Society, and all the other teetotaling, hatchet wielding maniacs the likes of Carrie Nation who blissfully dunked the heads of craft brewers in the swirling toilet that was Prohibition.  Such groups applied so much social pressure upon anyone who had anything to do with the production or consumption of alcohol that, to a degree, the entire industry (brewers included) became social outcasts.

Even worse, because the Prohibition movement was at its peak during and just after the First World War, propagandists would spew fallacious arguments insinuating that beer was the drink of “the German enemy”, and somehow money spent on beer went to aid the enemy.  So now not only was it unpatriotic to drink beer, it was an act of financial terrorism.  (Just thinking about that makes me hungry for some Freedom Fries…)

From 1920 to 1933, people in the U.S. witnessed as the once-thriving craft beer industry was recklessly flushed into near extinction.  Prior to the so-called “Great Experiment” of Prohibition, nearly 4,000 breweries were in operation in the U.S.  But by 1932, that number had dwindled to fewer than 200. And though one might think the 21st Amendment, responsible for repealing Prohibition in 1933, was the end of the plight of the brewer, a critical oversight occurred which severely stunted the growth of the craft beer movement in America for nearly forty-five more years.

You see, much like the origin stories of so many of the greats of  modern geekery, brewing beer is a hobby that often originates in the garages, basements, and college dorm rooms across the United States.  Without homebrewers, the craft beer revolution probably would have never taken place, at least not as we know it today.

And while it’s true that the 21st Amendment repealed Prohibition and allowed for the legalization of home wine making, in an epic fail of our legislative system, home beer making was mistakenly left out of the law.  Take a second to imagine where we’d be today if there was a law that said “NO ONE is allowed to build computers or software UNLESS done so on the premises of a commercial computer or software business”.  At the very least, you could kiss Apple, Microsoft, Google, and yes, even our beloved Facebook goodbye.  Is it any wonder that for generations only the mega corporations of brewing were the ones defining what American beer was?

Thankfully though, it seems that we’re finally starting to shake that fizzy, watery, yellow, flavorless hangover.  A credit which in large part goes to the patron president of homebrewing, Jimmy Carter, who in 1978 signed H.R. 1337 into law, effectively legalizing the brewing of beer at home.  But for some 58 years, and certainly during the early days of Prohibition, homebrewers were outcasts, at least legally, and it’s partly in this sense that both brewers and geeks share a common heritage.  And since most craft beer brewers started out as homebrewers, without the legalization and acceptance of homebrewing, there would be very little craft beer culture in America today.

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