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Top 10 Beer Bottling Tips to Make Bottling Day a Success

When it comes to homebrewing, some people like the bottling process.  Others would rather read the latest proposed changes to income tax law.  I fall into camp number two.  And I don’t keg.

Assuming you don’t have the extra money, interest, space, or time to set up a kegging rig, or if you simply want to improve the efficiency of your current bottling procedure, this guide’s for you.

Not to mention, if you only keg but also enter homebrew competitions, anecdotal evidence of side-by-side taste tests suggests that people prefer the taste of bottle conditioned beer over the same kegged beer.  Try it and see for yourself.

This guide also assumes that you have at least minimal experience with bottling beer, or are generally familiar with the process and the basic equipment required.  If not, here’s a guide to bottling 101.

And with that, let’s take a look at some best practices for preparing bottles for glorious bottling day.

1. A Rinse in Time Saves Nine

It can be cost-effective and environmentally-friendly to save the empty bottles of store-bought beer for future homebrewing purposes.  Once the beer bottle is empty, it’s good to get into the habit of giving the inside of the bottle a quick rinse with water right away to prevent crusty gunk from building up in the bottle.

This will save you from having to aggressively scrub the inside of the empty bottle with a bottling brush once bottling day comes.  You can usually identify the bottles that you remembered to pre-rinse versus those that you didn’t by holding the mouth of the bottle up to your eye like a telescope, and then directing the bottle towards a light source.  The bottles that haven’t been pre-rinsed often have hairy fungus or bacteria growing inside the bottle, which is usually the last thing you want your future beer to come in contact with.  Yum.

2. De-Labeling Made Easy

Speaking of re-using the empty bottles of store-bought beer for future homebrewing purposes… Although it’s not necessary to remove the commercial labels from empty beer bottles to make great beer, there are at least six reasons some people do it: (1) When cleaning bottles that still have labels on them, there’s a chance that little pieces of the label can fall off and make their way into the bottle itself (or clog up your dishwasher, if you clean bottles that way), (2) removing labels makes it easier to add your own personalized labels to the bottle if you were so inclined, (3) some people like collecting the commercial labels for various projects, (4) leaving the commercial label on can confuse or subconsciously (negatively) influence people that you’re gifting your homebrew to, (5) some people might perceive leaving the original label on a bottle of homebrew as lazy, tacky, or otherwise showing a lack of pride in your craft, and (6) many homebrew competitions require that labels be completely removed from the bottle.

Assuming any combination of the above applies to you, let’s look at a few easy tricks to get labels off.

Soak, Scrape, Scrubbie, and sometimes Vegetable Oil

Ideally, you would have removed the beer labels prior to bottling day, but either way, simply soak them in warm or hot water for about 30-60 minutes.  This can be done in a clean sink, or better yet a clean plastic bin.  Some people like to add a bit of soap, Star San, One Step/Oxyclean or some other similar cleaning product into the soaking water, but really water and time are all you need.   Not to mention, using One Step/Oxyclean may leave a milky white film on your bottles, which can be removed by soaking the bottles in a diluted vinegar mixture, but why not avoid the extra work, and simply stick with warm/hot water bath.

Removing Beer Label in Water

That being said, leaving bottles soaking in a plastic bin filled with water in excess of a week may leave your bottles smelling a bit funky, and possibly promote the growth of some interesting fungal creatures.

While some labels will fall right off after soaking in water, others will require a little extra persuasion.  Your best bet is to buy a glass scraper (basically a retractable razor blade with a handle), and use it to scrape the less cooperative labels off.

After the labels are off, the remaining glue will usually come right off with the aid of a brewer’s best friend, a little green scrubbie (see image below).

Scotch Pad (Green Scrubbie) and Scraper

For those tough cases involving exceptionally sticky glue (usually found on bottles that have transparent plastic labels), you have two choices: (1) toss the bottle, or (2) you can apply some vegetable oil to a paper towel and then rub the paper towel on the glue on the bottle.  The glue will loosen so that it can be more easily scrapped off with a scrapper.  If necessary, apply more vegetable oil and continue to scrape the glue off the bottle until the glue is removed.  Once the glue is off, wipe off the excess oil on the bottle with a clean paper towel.  I’d only recommend this extra step for bottles you are dead set upon keeping, otherwise, it’s probably not worth the effort.

Canola Oil and Paper Towel

While some people like using chemical products like Goo Gone to remove tough label glue, vegetable oil is arguably the more food-safe option.

3. The Wallpaper Tray Cleaning Method

Wallpaper Tray

When it comes to cleaning the inside of bottles, one of the cheapest and most useful pieces of brewing equipment a bottling homebrewer can have on hand (in addition to a bottle brush) is a plastic wallpaper tray.  You can often purchase one from your local home improvement store (Lowe’s sells them for about $3).  Once acquired, pre-rinse the inside and outside of your bottles with water.  Mix up a one-gallon batch of One-Step, Star San, or your favorite cleanser/sanitizer, and then pour it into the plastic wallpaper tray until the tray is about ¾ full.

Lay four 12 oz bottles down into the wallpaper tray to soak, all facing the same direction.  Once you’ve scrubbed the inside of one bottle with a bottling brush, face the bottle in the opposite direction so you know it’s already scrubbed.  Remember, Star San is tougher on your hands than One Step, so when using Star San when sanitizing and scrubbing either limit direct contact to your hands to about 30-45 minutes or consider wearing plastic or vinyl gloves.

Cleaning Bottles in a Wallpaper Tray
Cleaning Bottles in a Wallpaper Tray

Some homebrewers use a vinator, which is a plastic tool used to spray cleanser/sanitizer into the bottle.  There are at least three disadvantages with the vinator: (1) it costs roughly $20 whereas a wallpaper tray costs about $3, but more important than the cost benefit, (2) you can only clean/sanitize one bottle at a time instead of four with the wallpaper tray, and (3) with a wallpaper tray your bottles stay more thoroughly in contact for a longer time with the cleaning/sanitizing solution.

4. The Dishwasher Option

First things first, a dish washer isn’t necessary to adequately clean and sanitize bottles, but it can help make your life A LOT easier.  Even so, it’s not recommended that you rely solely on your dishwasher to clean your bottles for at least two reasons: (1) the dishwasher won’t scrub the inside of your bottles, and (2) using dishwasher soap can reduce the head retention of your beer and potentially cause your bottles to take on a dishwasher soap character.

That said, using a dishwasher gives you a few potential benefits when bottling:

A) Makeshift Bottling Tree and Bottling Station: If you’ve already cleaned/sanitized your bottles, you don’t necessarily need to run the bottles through a dishwasher cycle. You can instead use a clean dishwasher as a makeshift bottling tree and bottling station. Once your bottles are sufficiently clean, simply place them upside down in your dishwasher (after a clean cycle).  And, presto: instant bottling tree which prevents dust or other debris from falling into the inverted bottles.

Dishwasher as a Bottling Tree

Not only that, the dishwasher doubles as an ideal bottling station:  Simply pull the door of the dishwasher open and bottle right on it so that if you spill, the sticky beer spills on the inside of the plastic dishwasher door instead of your counter tops or floors.

Dishwasher Bottling Station

B) OCD-Clean Bottles: If you’re the type of person who really likes to go the extra mile to ensure your bottles are as sanitary as possible to avoid any potential bottle- borne infections, you can place your already rinsed/sanitized bottles upside down in the dishwasher, and run them through a no-detergent heat cycle in order to better sanitize the bottles with heat.  Again, using a dishwasher doesn’t replace the step of scrubbing the inside of the bottles with a bottling brush because the water from the dishwasher mainly will cover the outside of the bottles, and won’t thoroughly get inside the bottles to clean out any bacteria or mold spore deposits.

5. The Procrastination Tactic

If you’ve already cleaned/sanitized your bottles and don’t want to or can’t bottle right away (especially if you’ve run the bottles through the dishwasher and don’t want to tie up the dishwasher any longer), simply place your cleaned bottles in a box, cover the mouths of the bottles with plastic wrap, and your bottles will stay clean and be waiting for you when you’re ready.

Plastic Wrap to Keep Bottles Clean

6. Don’t Be Cheap.  Buy a Bottling Bucket, Auto-Siphon, and Bottling Wand

Can you bottle beer without a bottling bucket, auto-siphon and bottling wand?  Yes.  Does this equipment make your life easier on one of the less fun days of the brewing process?  You betcha.  Here’s the thing: You can use a standard fermentation bucket or carboy and transfer the beer into bottles with some tubing and a funnel, but you are asking for trouble in the form of potentially infecting your beer (assuming you started the siphon with your mouth) and exposing your beer to unnecessary oxidation which can cause your beer to stale sooner and produce papery, wet cardboard (trans-2-nonenal), sweet apple cider notes (2,3-pentanedione), or sherry-like components (benzaldehyde ).  The use of a bottling wand not only helps to reduce oxidation, but also allows you to better control the flow and amount of beer going into each bottle.

7. Avoiding the Trouble with Trubbies

Speaking of not being cheap, don’t be greedy either when it comes to siphoning your beer into your bottling bucket.  In other words, while it may be tempting to siphon up every last drop of beer from your fermentation vessel, you also risk sucking up a fair amount of sediment (trub) as well, which will likely find its way into your bottles, and then often into your drinking glass.  Not only is excess trub in a beer visually unappealing, it can also contribute to an overly yeasty character in your beer the longer the beer stays in contact with the trub in the bottle.

To further manage the trouble with trubbies on bottling day, after you’ve moved your fermentation vessel to wherever you’ll be bottling (ideally a counter top over the dishwasher), allow the disturbed trub in the vessel to settle back down to the bottom of the vessel again for about 30 minutes before siphoning.

8. For the Love of Carbonation… Make Use of a Priming Sugar Calculator and a Digital Scale

Most people know the importance of a properly carbonated beer, but not all brewers do it well.  Each style of beer has its ideal carbonation level and the best way to achieve that perfect carbonation is by using a free online priming sugar calculator to determine the exact amount of sugar to add when bottle conditioning.  Simply input the volume of beer you wish to carbonate, the type of sugar being used, the highest temperature the beer reached post fermentation, and your desired level of carbonation level (most calculators provide recommended carbonation levels depending on the beer style).  I like using TastyBrew’s priming sugar calculator because it’s simple, but there are other good ones out there too.

Once you know how much sugar to prime with, use a digital scale to weigh out the correct amount, and it’s easy to switch between ounces and grams especially when you need the kind of accuracy that working in grams provides.  A good scale will run about $20 at most big box stores and it’s worth every penny.

Weighing Priming Sugar with a Digital Scale

As for which type of sugar you should use, that is entirely up to you. Different kinds of priming sugars may contribute different characteristics to your beer, including honey, however most sugar sold in your local homebrew shop (U.S.) labeled as “priming sugar” is corn sugar, which is said to be relatively flavor-neutral when used to prime.  Table sugar, which is usually cane sugar in the U.S., can reportedly contribute apple cider type flavors/aroma to beer.

Whatever sugar you end up choosing, add it to two cups of water in a pan, boil for a few minutes, cool, pour it into your bottling bucket, and add your finished beer.  Remember to stir it in thoroughly with the beer with a long spoon.  Unevenly distributed sugar in the bottling bucket leads to unevenly carbonated beer bottles which may lead to exploding glass bottles (bottle bombs).

Along with measuring the correct amount of priming sugar with a scale and thoroughly stirring that sugar into your bottling bucket, go the extra step and place your bottles in a closed box just in the off chance something went wrong in the bottling process and a bottle was over-primed or the beer hadn’t completely finished attenuating during primary fermentation.

9. Sanitize Your Bottle Caps Prior to Use

According to Crown Beverage (the maker of oxygen absorbing bottle caps), it’s recommended that you sanitize your bottle caps for two reasons: (1) it helps prevent the last thing that comes in contact with your beer from infecting your beer, and (2) getting the caps wet activates the oxygen absorbing effect. Simply place your caps in a sanitizer solution like Star San for about two minutes, and then rinse the caps off with tap water if you like. Only sanitize the caps you plan on using immediately because once the oxygen absorbing barrier becomes wet, it will eventually lose its ability to absorb oxygen. Also, do not boil your bottle caps on the stove or heat them in the oven as this may cause the gasket insets in the cap to become defective.

While sanitizing your bottle caps is recommended, leaving metal equipment like a bottle capper, bottling brush, or bottle caps in cleaning solutions like One Step or Star San for a prolonged period of time may cause the metal to rust. Even though rust from your bottle caps probably won’t get into your beer to create a metallic taste, you might as well avoid the possibility by only soaking your bottles caps (and any other metal equipment) in your cleanser/sanitizer solution for no more than 10 minutes.

That said, we recently tested a few Crown Beverage bottles caps by placing some in Star San and others in One Step for seven days, and no rusting was detected even when removing the caps from the respective solutions.  Your mileage may vary.

10. Use a No-Rinse Cleaner/Sanitizer

Back in 2006, homebrew god John Palmer wrote in his now classic book How to Brew, “If you use bleach solution to sanitize [bottles], allow the bottles to drain upside down on a rack, or rinse them with boiled water. Do not rinse them out with tap water unless it has been boiled first. Rinsing with unboiled tap water is a number one cause of spoiled batches.”

Let’s address two things:

A) While you can use bleach to sanitize your brewing equipment including glass bottles, bleach can corrode steel, copper, brass, and aluminum and get absorbed into plastic if exposed to either for more than 15 minutes. This is why some brewers prefer using a more practical sanitizer like Star San which won’t damage any of your brewing equipment, and also doesn’t require a rinse after using.

B) But back to the original point: while I’m all about sanitation, recommending that brewers must boil (then cool) tap water used for rinsing out bleach (or some other cleaning solution) because of the idea that tap water is allegedly the number one case of spoiled beer, seems a bit excessive.  Of course this may also depend on the country in which you live.

According to the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), it’s safe to drink the tap water in many countries including the U.S., Canada, U.K., Australia, and New Zealand (sorry South Africa).  If the tap water is safe to drink, then it’s probably okay to rinse the remaining cleaning residue out from the inside of your bottles with tap water.  Even though the tap water is safe to drink and will most likely not cause an infection in your bottled beer as the beer itself already has preservative features such as alcohol and usually hops, it may still be a good idea to rinse the tap of your faucet with Star San.

Or, better yet, sidestep the issue and simply use a no-rinse cleaner or sanitizer to clean your equipment like One Step or Star San.

If you’re curious about which countries have safe tap water and which do not in case you ever plan on travelling or homebrewing abroad, here’s a nifty infographic created by NeoMam Studios— or you can just click on page 2 of this article below. (Spoiler alert: no countries in South America or Africa made the safe tap water list).

Have any helpful bottling tips of your own?  We’d love to hear ’em and other bottlers would too, so feel free to comment below.

Cheers and happy bottling!

[Footnote: Some homebrewers report having success sanitizing or sterilizing their bottles by placing aluminum foil over the mouths and baking the bottles in the over for a given period of time at a particular temperature; 338°F (170°C) for 60 minutes to sterilize per John Palmer.  However, as Palmer also points out, “bottles made of soda lime glass are much more susceptible to thermal shock and breakage than those made of borosilicate glass and should be heated and cooled slowly (e.g. 5 °F per minute). You can assume all beer bottles are made of soda lime glass and that any glassware that says Pyrex or Kimax is made of borosilicate.”  As I do not have data indicating to what degree various glass types are weakened over time at various temperatures before the glass fails (explodes) under certain volumes of CO2 , I did not recommend the baking method in this article.  I care too much about beer for you to take that risk.  😉 ] 


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You Don’t Have to Be a Supertaster to Be a Good Judge of Beer

A few drinks ago, I was Netflix-surfing and stumbled across an old episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Here’s the setup: Guinan, the ship’s quasi-bartender played by Whoopi Goldberg, was combining a glass filled with a blue liquid and another glass filled with a yellow liquid into a fresh glass. [Spoiler alert: the drink turned green.]   Data, the ship’s super-knowledgeable (albeit naïve) android, walks into the bar (stop me if you’ve heard this one)…

A Sketch of Data Having a Beer (Star Trek: TNG)

GUINAN: Hello, Data. Would you like to try something new? It’s a concoction I heard about on Prakal II. I think it’s wonderful but I need a second opinion.

[Data takes a sip.]

DATA: Eighty-seven percent Saurian Brandy. Targ milk and Danisian mead comprise the rest. There is an unusually high concentration of fructose compounds and monosaccharaides.

GUINAN: Too sweet?

Now, I’ve heard of “supertasters” before, but to be able to pick out that a beverage has both targ milk and Danisian mead?  That’s what I call a supertaster!

Tomfoolery aside, we can actually learn a thing or two about how to be a good beer judge from Data, the most super-est of hypothetical supertasters.

For example, did you notice how Data was only listing the constituent parts of the beverage but not making any statements regarding his personal taste?  Well, Data being the non-human, non-emotional android that he is doesn’t need food to survive, but more importantly he can neither like nor dislike anything.  He can only analyze food, but not technically enjoy it.

In other words, even though Data possesses a sense of taste, perhaps a sense of taste far superior to any human, he does not express any personal taste.

So no matter what your level of beer judging expertise is, here’s the takeaway:

  1. When we talk about “taste”, we should distinguish between “personal taste” and the physiological “sense of taste”. Personal taste refers to someone’s private criteria for liking or disliking something, whereas the sense of taste refers to one’s ability to identify features of an object using the tongue in conjunction with smell and the trigeminal nerve which is the nerve responsible for providing sensory impressions of texture (mouthfeel) and temperature.

This is important because beer judges in the U.S. take a more objective approach when evaluating a beer by focusing on judging beer according to a uniform set of predetermined beer style definitions, and not judging according to “personal taste” (like or dislike), which should be kept to a minimum.

  1. One must have experience with a range of foods and other relevant sense-data memories coupled with the ability to recall those experiences for comparative or identifying purposes. Case in point, Data would not have been able to identify Saurian Brandy, targ milk, and Danisian mead had he not already had sufficient knowledge and/or experience of them and had the ability to recall those experiences. When it comes to beer, it’s important that the judge has carefully tasted at least a few excellent examples of the style of beer he/she is judging, and, equally important, understands what criteria needs to be met in order to qualify a given sample of beer as a “good” (or poor) example of the style it’s claimed to be.

This experiential condition suggests that “tasting” is a learned ability, which implies that one can learn to be a “supertaster”.  Well, sort of.

Origins of the Supertaster

Remember, I’m trying to convince you that you don’t have to be a supertaster to be a good beer judge.  In order to do that, we’re going to have to talk a little bit about what a supertaster is (and what it’s not), and also how being a supertaster could be considered a disadvantage when it comes to judging beer.

The term “supertaster” originally appeared in print in the early 1990s in an article by experimental psychologist Linda Bartoshuk in the trade journal Food Technology.  Basically, the term “supertaster” was used to describe a specific subset of people in an experiment who perceived a compound called 6-n-propylthiouracil (PROP) to be intensely bitter (relative to salt) while others did not.

Those who found PROP to be intensely bitter exhibited two other particular characteristics:

  1. They “perceived stronger tastes from a variety of bitter and sweet substances, and perceive more burn from oral irritants (alcohol and capsaicin),” and
  2. They had comparatively more fungiform papillae (the little bumps that house the taste buds) on the anterior tongue (the front two-thirds of the tongue).

In other words, according to the original definition, if you perceive PROP to be intensely bitter, then you’re a supertaster.   Those who perceived PROP as bitter, but not intensely bitter are called medium tasters (normal tasters), and those who did not perceive PROP to be bitter at all are called non-tasters.

Straightforward enough.

But it’s not just that supertasters perceive flavors more intensely.

Further experiments showed that supertasters also display greater chemosensory acuity, meaning that supertasters are able to detect smaller variations in ingredient levels.

With all of these enhanced tasting abilities, why wouldn’t a supertaster be the perfect beer judge, or any other type of food judge for that matter?

The Case Against Supertasters as Good Beer Judges
(The Supertaster-Effect)

Let’s start with a simple question.  If a supertaster perceives certain tastes at an intensified, perhaps exaggerated, level, how then would this person be able to accurately describe the balance of a beer, or fairly judge the appropriate level of alcohol, sweetness, spiciness (as with capsaicin in chili beers), or bitterness of any beer?  That is to say, if a “normal” taster perceives the bitterness of an American pale ale to be around 35-40 IBUs, the supertaster may perceive that same level of bitterness to be much, much higher and therefore incorrectly judge the American pale ale to be excessively bitter and not “to style”. (Not surprisingly, some supertasters reportedly do not enjoy bitter beers.)

Speaking of bitterness, if you look at what flavors supertasters are said to be able to perceive more intensely than other people, it’s particularly bitterness and sweetness. Although bitterness and sweetness are important components in virtually all styles of beer, there are clearly a variety of other flavors found in beer.  And even though the kind of supertasters we’ve discussed thus far (PROP-sensitive supertasters)  are hypersensitive to bitterness and sweetness, it’s not clear how intensely (or not) such supertasters interpret other tastes like sourness, saltiness, and umami, which may lead to misjudging all of the other flavor components in a given beer, especially when describing the balance of those flavors.

So it’s not just that supertasters might over exaggerate the amount of bitterness in a beer, they might also potentially downplay the level of say sourness in a Lambic or Berliner Weisse, taking points off for the beer lacking the requisite level of sourness and so forth.

Now, if the supertaster phenomenon only affected a very small percentage of the population, we probably wouldn’t be talking about any of this with respect to judging beer.  However, most estimates suggest that 25% of the population are supertasters, which might cause some worry on the scoresheets for those brewers who just happen to have a couple of supertasters judging their beer.

But before we hit the panic button and question the validity of the whole enterprise of beer judging itself including any beer ribbons or medals awarded, let’s clear up one little ambiguity about supertasters.

Who You Callin’ a Supertaster?!?

To be fair, it’s misleading to think of a supertaster as someone who has a superior sense of taste if by superior we mean something like “refined” or “exceptionally accurate” as was implied when suggesting that Data is a supertaster in the example above.   The “super” in supertaster denotes someone who perceives certain tastes more intensely than others, sometimes unpleasantly so, which presents the kind of problems we’ve been discussing with respect to supertasters not being good (accurate) beer judges.

So even though we may think of someone like Data who has a super (exceptionally accurate) sense of taste to be a supertaster, this is not the same as someone who we would consider to be a supertaster as the word is largely intended.

And since the supertaster phenomenon seems to very closely correspond to the presence of at least one particular gene (TAS2R38), if it is purely genetic, in a strict sense you can’t really learn to be a supertaster.  However, as I and others maintain, supertaster or not, you can learn to develop and refine your pallet to become an exceptionally accurate beer judge… Perhaps even a super-judge.

But going back to the original premise of this article [you don’t have to be a supertaster to be a good beer judge], you can now see how it’s actually pretty easy to make a case against supertasters being good beer judges assuming we’re on the same page about what a supertaster is.

And even if we throw in that extra feature regarding a supertaster’s general ability to detect smaller variations in ingredient levels in food, it still doesn’t change the fact that the defining feature of supertasters is that they perceive certain flavors more intensely than others which may also potentially include other tastes besides bitterness and sweetness, which means all the previously mentioned critiques against supertasters being good (accurate) beer judges remain.

Of course if the purpose of a certain beer experiment is to determine if there is a detectable difference between two beer samples, then a supertaster would likely have a distinct advantage.  Not only that, in such experiments, if the detection threshold of the subjects had not been assessed, then the resulting data could very well be skewed, which is why most oral chemosensation [taste] experiments include as part of their design a method for identifying and accounting for non-tasters, medium tasters, and supertasters (or some other similar classification).  Again, this doesn’t affect beer competitions as much because those beers are judged individually with respect to specific style guidelines.

But even though the sole purpose of a beer judging competition isn’t to detect minute differences in two beer samples, we’re still left with the sticky question of whether or not unidentified supertasters who perceive some tastes more intensely are negatively impacting the reliability of beer judging as a whole.

So let’s talk briefly about how beer competitions work starting with homebrew competitions, then commercial beer.

Read more…

 

The Beer Idea Generator: The Next Step in Beer Evolution

Wouldn’t it be crazy if a brewery fermented a beer to the Wu-Tang Clan’s classic debut album?

Enter The Bru-Tang

[The certified platinum album Enter The Bru-Tang is probably best known for its chart topping single “C.R.E.A.M.”: Craft. Rules. Everything. Around. Me.]

Or what if a brewer resurrected the medieval German beer style known as “Broyhan”?

Seehäuser Broyhan

 [“Broyhan”, meaning “brother” in Old German, referred to monastic brothers who consumed the beer; the term serves as the etymological basis behind the modern term “broham”, “brohem”, or Latin “brohamulus”, also meaning “brother”. Broyhan, the ultimate bro-beer.]

Turns out that as of 2015, all of these things and more have already occurred. And although creative, really none of these events by themselves were all too strange.

Here’s the strange part:  What if I told you all of those events were predicted long before they happened?

Sounds unlikely, right?

At the beginning of 2014, BeerSyndicate was given a sophisticated software program from someone claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto (creator of bitcoin) who professed to be able to predict the future of craft beer.  Naturally we were skeptical, but posted the program to the web anyways and called it the “Craft Beer Trend Predictor”.

Lo and behold, it worked.  Well, sort of.

First of all, it’s difficult to know whether or not breweries were aware of the program and created a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy situation.  Not to mention, the beers generated by the program are probably too specific to become a reality; however specific elements have been successfully predicted.

But the beauty of the program isn’t whether or not it can predict the future.  Sure, that would be a nifty novelty, but we found that the key behind it all is in its ability to be used as an artistic tool to spark creative ideas for homebrewers and professionals alike, nudging along the next step in the evolution of beer.

Think about it: in order to be called an innovator today, simply brewing a Berliner Weisse, adding salt to the boil kettle or having a barrel-aged whatever on tap isn’t going to cut it.

Enter the Beer Recipe Idea Generator.

While satirically whimsical at times, the Beer Recipe Idea Generator can produce approximately 2.34 trillion different combinations of a hypothetical beer.  That’s a lot of beer.  But it’s not about quantity, it’s about creativity and inspiration.

Here are just a few curiosity inducing musings we extrapolated from ideas all found on the Beer Recipe Idea Generator:

Interested in historical beers? Why not try your hand at recreating a Belgian Uitzet (pronounced: out-set), or a Pennsylvania Swankey?  Or how about doing your take on a native Mbege, Cauim, or Boza ale?

Sure, there’s salt.  And then there’s salt.  How would Hawaiian Black Sea Salt, Sel Gris, or Fleur de Sel de Guérande change things up in your brew? [We found an impressive offering of specialty salts at SaltWorks and the San Francisco Salt Company.]

We all know how vital the role of yeast is in making beer, but how far can we push it?  How about exBEERimenting with new or mutated strains, wine yeasts, Scottish whiskey yeast, hornet yeast, zymase, or taking your beer to the final frontier with some yeast recovered from the Fobos-Grunt spacecraft and then dry hopping it with Higgs boson particles for good measure (of course).

Speaking of yeast, what’s the best type of beer to ferment to the Midnight Marauders album from A Tribe Called Quest? A Jarobi White Ale or Phife Dawg Dunkelweizen?

And while aging a brew in Whiskey barrels is cool (I guess), I might throw down an extra buck or two for a barrel-aged RIS that did some time soaking up a bit of the complex character of a Grand Marnier Quintessence or L’Art de Martell Cognac barrel; two of the most sought-after (and costly) liquors on the planet.

Yeah, Burtonized water is great and all, but imagine what you could do if you got your hands on some pure Elmvale well water (alleged to be the purest water on Earth).  VEEN and Tasmanian Rain waters ain’t half bad either.

On the business end, underdog breweries crowdfunded via  Kickstarter or Indiegogo are yesterday’s news.  Where’s the Wolf of Wall Street brew house financed by shorting Equity Index Futures or Cross-Currency Swaps?  [Shot out to Kai Ryssdal.]

Too 1 percenter for you?  Then wouldn’t we all feel good about a startup brewery funded with a grant from the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation or even The Pew Charitable Trusts? [Shot out to Terry Gross, Steve Inskeep, and Ira Flatow.)

Get the idea?

In sum, it seems the future of beer will be found not just in the past, or science, or the culinary world, or business philosophies or marketing strategies, but in the resulting creations culminating from the intersections of all of these things and more.

This is the art of brewing.

So if you’re looking for a little brewing inspiration, perhaps a glimpse into the future, or just a laugh, check out the…

Beer Recipe Idea Generator

Click. Get inspired. Brew.  Repeat.

P.S. Just for fun, we challenge the homebrewing community or any brewery crazy enough to try it to actually brew an exact (or pretty close) beer produced by the Beer Recipe Idea Generator.

And to The Brewing Network, if you’re out there, we have just one question for you: Can You Brew It?  [Happy 10th, by the way.]

Of course some of the beer produced by the Idea Generator may not be possible to brew, which is why, as with horseshoes and hand grenades, close enough counts.

Drop us a line if you accept.

Cheers… and good luck.


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